Table of Contents

• Introduction
• 1. Your Hydro Flask is Practically an Extension of Your Arm
• 2. Stickers Tell Your Life Story
• 3. You're a Color Matching Pro
• 4. You've Perfected the Art of Sipping
• 5. You Get Excited About Limited Editions
• 6. Hydration is Your Middle Name
• 7. You're a Temperature Perfectionist
• 8. You've Converted Your Friends and Family
• 9. You Have a Dedicated Cleaning Routine
• 10. You Can't Just Have One
• Conclusion

• You never leave the home without it. Whether you're heading to class or spin class, the gym, or on a hike, or a hot yoga session, your Hydro Flask is always in tow.

2. Stickers Tell Your Life Story:

• Your Hydro Flask isn’t just a water bottle; it's a canvas for memories in the form of stickers that showcase your personality, travels, and favorite bands or causes. Although some of the stickers obviously need replacing, you would rather wait until a better sticker comes along.

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3. You're a Color Matching Pro:

• Whether it’s matching your Hydro Flask to your gym outfit or your backpack, you have a knack for making sure everything is goes with your Hydro Flask. For you, your Hydro Flask is not just a water bottle, it is an integral part of your daily aesthetic coordinated.

4. You've Perfected the Art of Sipping:

• The straw lid that stays up even when you're not sipping, the wide mouth cuz you need all the hydration, the flip lid for the perfect coffee sips – you have a favorite and you know the best sipping techniques for each.

5. You Get Excited About Limited Editions:

• New color release? New designs? Special edition? You’re always on top of the latest Hydro Flask limited edition drops and probably have an alert set for new launches.

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6. Hydration is Your Middle Name:

• For you, hydration is your religion. You’re constantly sipping from your Hydro Flask and reminding others to stay hydrated. You take water intake almost too seriously.

7. You're a Temperature Perfectionist:

• You know exactly how long your Hydro Flask keeps drinks hot or cold and you swear by its insulation superiority. How do you know? Because you have tested it on multiple occasions.

8. You've Converted Your Friends and Family:

• Thanks to your endless enthusiasm for your array of Hydro Flasks, your loved ones are now proud owners of Hydro Flasks. You're like a walking, talking ambassador and for you, your Hydro Flask is payment enough.

9. You Have a Dedicated Cleaning Routine:

• You've tried all the bottle brushes and you know which one is the best. From your special bottle brush to the special soap, you have a whole special ritual for keeping your Hydro Flask in pristine condition unlike those Stanley girlies.

10. You Can't Just Have One:

• You own multiple Hydro Flasks in various sizes and colors. You're not obsessed, you're a collector and a connoisseur of fine drinkware. Each has its own purpose and you couldn’t imagine life with just one.

Embracing the Hydro Flask lifestyle is about more than just hydration – it's about being part of a community that values sustainability, style, and the perfect sip of water (or coffee, or tea) on the go! And if your the type that has to have all your favorite beverages at the same time, then you need a dual chamber tumbler -  you need a Splitflask.